tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5570277894640616077.post1044168165535457811..comments2022-10-25T00:39:44.737-07:00Comments on The Footballs: The CoyleOli Bealehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11251704051263294325noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5570277894640616077.post-2989308057157387432010-01-20T04:48:14.259-08:002010-01-20T04:48:14.259-08:00Well it's hardly surprising that the footballs...Well it's hardly surprising that the footballs has once again provided a factually inaccurate account of one of the sports great first ladies.<br /><br />Yvonne Coyle has long been a central figure in the Burnley avant garde music scene. As part of the Nuclear Half Life collective she all but vanished from the scene between 2006-2008 whilst fighting a cease and desist claim by the National Hockey League. Anyone vaguely familiar with the scene will know that it is Owen's twin brother who accompanies his brother's outbusts by loudy beating the tabor. Yvonne has made it clear in the past she does not want to ride on the coat tails of Owen's success and has always kept her music career completely separate. In addition, it is well known Yvonne plays a "prepared" Tuba and whilst she once played the "Newcastle Brown" bottles as part of a short lived sponsorship deal has never been know for her percussive abilities.<br /><br />Please spend a little more time on your research. The blog would be so much more enjoyable if you got the finer details correct.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5570277894640616077.post-82829573904710237872009-10-30T08:50:43.996-07:002009-10-30T08:50:43.996-07:00I need to know about GOALS! Please update. Laugh o...I need to know about GOALS! Please update. Laugh out loud.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5570277894640616077.post-21412083834723433972009-09-17T08:15:16.234-07:002009-09-17T08:15:16.234-07:00At the risk of sounding pedantic, Owen's nickn...At the risk of sounding pedantic, Owen's nickname, "The Coyle", actually stems from an absinthe-fuelled rampage during the summer of 1993. "The Coyle", sick of colleagues bringing their new-borns to the office for 'show and tell', took a leather holdall of contraceptive coils and began forcefully administering them to the unwitting public claiming, "if I can't sire these children then no-one can". <br /><br />Enjoyably, before realising the perpetrator if this heinous activity was actually Owen, then a Bolton Wondrous player, the police nicknamed him 'Womb Raider'. The fact his swine-like genitalia resemble a coil is merely a coincidence and was actually only spotted during his Burnley initiation ceremony in 2007 where he was forced into his own show and tell session. Staff encouraged him to reveal 'little Owen' to the groundsmen and begin vigorously ransacking his dignity under pretence that his gland oil would be "good for the grass".SGFieldnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5570277894640616077.post-64221840309338313982009-09-17T06:25:29.365-07:002009-09-17T06:25:29.365-07:00epic, long live the Coyleepic, long live the CoyleHawesnoreply@blogger.com